Wednesday, April 28, 2010

May sampu kang manliligaw...

yung isang manliligaw, napakayaman. galante. pinadadalhan ka everyday ng mga mamahaling bulaklak, chocolates, minsan jewelry. kakain kayo sa mamahaling restaurant pag kasama mo sya. Ang gara ng sasakyan pag dumadalaw sa yo. Pag sinagot mo daw sya, sasagutin nya tuition fee mo. Kaya lang, nalaman mong leader pala sya ng isang akyat-bahay gang.

Yung isang manliligaw, galing sa kilalang pamilya. "Mabait" na pamilya. Members ng Knights of Columbus yung tatay nya. Kaibigan ng monsignor yung nanay nya. Respetado ang pamilya nila sa barangay. At ang lagi nyang sinasabi pag dumadalaw sya sa inyo ay: "Hindi kita lolokohin, promise." Pero 'tong manliligaw mo na 'to, tamad. Slacker. Walang trabaho. Umaasa lang sa pera ng nanay at tatay nya.

Yung isang manliligaw, naging dating boyfriend mo na. Gusto kang balikan ngayon. Gusto lang daw nyang patunayan na nagbago na sya at nagkamali ka sa pag break sa kanya. Mahilig sa tong its at kara cruz 'to at nahuli mong nangungupit ng barya sa purse mo kaya mo binreak dati.

Yung isang manliligaw, new transferee sa school mo. Class valedictorian sya dun sa dating school nya. Matalino. Sumasali at nananalo sa mga school academic contests. At hindi lang yun, guapo pa! Ang problema, sipsep. Bata sya nung pinakaterror at pinakakup@l na teacher sa inyo. Wala daw syang nakikitang mali dun sa teacher na yun.

Yung isang manliligaw, ex BF nung isang taga sa inyo. Chineck mo. Ok naman sila daw sila naghiwalay.At sabi nung girl magaling daw 'tong manliligaw na to. Tapat. Simpatiko. Di nakakalimot sa birthdays. Masipag. He's an OK BF over-all. He can be the best BF you can ever have. Pero ayaw sa kanya ng mga friends mo. Ayaw sa kanya ng mga classmates mo. At ayaw sa kanya ng parents mo. Di mo alam exactly kung bakit.

Yung isang manliligaw, tibo.

Yung isang manliligaw, 12 years old. First time nya manligaw.

Yung isang manliligaw, religious. Dating seminarista. Mabait din naman kaya lang sa sobrang bait, 29 years old na, virgin pa.

Yung isang manliligaw, bagong lipat sa inyo. Matalino din, gaya nung 4th manliligaw. Masinop at malinis pa. Laging nagwawalis ng tapat. Inoofer na itapon ang basura nyo. Nagiigib ng tubig para sa inyo. Ang problema, walang may kilala sa kanya. At walang nakakapansin sa kanya. Para syang hangin. Nandyan lang, mejo nararamdaman, pero di mo papansinin.

Yung isa naman, nag text lang sayo kung pwede bang manligaw. Sabi mo ok lang. Kaso di na nagreply ulit.



Ang tanong, sino sasagutin mo?

Saturday, April 24, 2010

one lazy saturday afternoon



Playing with fake miniature effect.





Wednesday, April 21, 2010

what's up?


This is "Chillax"
It's been my daily commuting buddy for the past 5 months now.
Let's do some math.
Before i got a bike, my daily transportation expense was P50.
Back and forth.
That means since last December, i was able to save P5,000.

P50 x 5 days a week = P250
P250 x 4 weeks a month = P1,000
P1,000 x 5 months = P5,000

I got this bike for only P2,700.
See?
That's only one of the many reasons everyone should ride a bike everyday.
It pays for itself.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I'm selling my vote

Bidding starts at P1,000 for mayor and vice mayor. P2,000 for senators.
And P3,000 for President and Vice President.
If this thing works, i can easily make P32,000.
Easy money.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Ten Years Late



Better late than never.
Ten years after the official release of Resident Evil:Code veronica, I finally had the chance to play the game.
I stopped gaming around 2000.
Maybe because that was the time I started going out more?
So I never got to play the new releases back then.
The last time I experienced an RE game was with Resident Evil 3.
That was more than 10 years ago.
Fortunately, this "new" game's controls and game-play feels the same with the old ones.
I felt like I was transported back in 1998 (but with better graphics).
The expected unexpected scares were all there.
It was good. It is a good game.
But I sucked!
I finished it in 18 hours with 30 saves.
What a loser.
I'll go through it again with a goal of sucking less.
Maybe in 15 hours or less with not more than 20 saves.